March 2012
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Watchthedailywhat:
Movie Trailer of the Day: The first official teaser trailer for Neighborhood Watch — Lonely Islander Akiva Schaffer’s Attack the Block-ish sci-fi comedy about a neighborhood watch group that accidentally stumbles upon an alien plot.
Starring Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, and, making his mainstream film debut, the IT Crowd’s Richard Ayoade.
In theaters July 27th.
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During WW2, in the early 1430’s, Leaper colonies were opened for people who couldn’t stop leaping after Leap Day. Unfortunately, due to a paperwork error they were filed away with the Leper colony and the rest of this story is a tragically hilarious tale of some nice folks to leaped until their limbs fell off.
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pabloandyoda asked: party down was too perfect for this cruel world.
February 2012
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People are 43 percent more likely to leap to conclusions on leap day. Watch out, faithful companions!
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Leap Day was invented by famed procrastinator John S. Leap, who told his officials “I’ll do it on March 1st.” and “Naw, dude that’s not tomorrow. They totes added an extra day to Februrary this year. I swear, bro.”
i was asleep for 10 minutes and in my dream I somehow became extremely famous, one of the world’s kindest and most charitable men and died in a crash almost immediately by one of my classmates from my french class. i dream big… and in fast forward apparently.
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You guys wanna hear a song I just wrote?
“Huuuuuge spider in the sink,
Huuuge spider in the sink,
I’m going to fucking die
I’m pretty much going to die
Huuuuge fucking spider in the sink”
It needs some work, but I was inspired at the time.
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dead—thr0ne:
Melrose Diner | The Wonder...
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Friend: I will come bearing gifts.
Me: I will gift coming bears.
“Basically, the message of the film is that the real adventure of life is the...”
– Pete Docter, director of Up. (via sambaxter)
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